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the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.
Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.
by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006
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Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.
"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."
by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010
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Almost midnight

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight
by Mhaej January 3, 2019
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the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.
...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!
by person yo-yo June 11, 2003
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Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse
she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin
by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009
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Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.
1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.
by Mopery January 1, 2012
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Reverse Midnight Snack

Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.

Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
by MS POPO December 11, 2013
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