Madison R

while doing a tall blonde girl, you look at the sunset and are suddenly reminded of a girl you know, then the girl randomly butt flosses it up. sometimes you might buy this girl presents to bring them the joy that they bring to ur everyday life but then they break up with you for no reason. she also might randomly cuss.

dude, i was doing this blonde chick last night, then she scared the crap out of me when she pulled a Madison R

by M. S. August 4, 2007

madisin

Smart, athletic, nice to everyone, amazing, beautiful &my best friend.

My friend Madisin likes soccer.

by [e-mail] November 26, 2016

Shauntel Madison

The hottest girl alive.

Shauntel Madison is hott.

by Shauntel's boyfriend. March 10, 2004

mids

mids are crapy weed. it is the area between shwag and nuggets. mids oftin hav alot of seeds, and stems that you have to pick out. if u dont pick out the seeds you will most likely not be high at all but just be tired and have a headach. most people refer to mids as dirt, shit, or dirt mids. most of the time you can tell if it is mids by the look of it; it usually is not nuggs but kind of like shreed weed,and it usually comes with plenty of seeds to pick out . the smell; it is not a strong smelling weed at all. and if u smoke it you you can deffinetly tell; if u hav the seeds in it u will have a headach, if u take the seeds and stems out and smoke it it will take like and eighth to get as high as you would if u smoked a dime bag of the good weed; any kind of kush, dro, most kine bud ect. ect. (basicly anything with nuggs). mids are one of the least potent buds there are.

i am gunna kill the dealer that sold me this shity dirt mids

by 1bluntman1 February 22, 2007

Madison Petrie

Someone who does not get penis

Oh Madison Petrie likes Vivayk but she can't get him

by Poon destroyer October 30, 2016

Madison

Word used for to replace swear words. makes conversation sound more polite.

Jeffy-"dude, i madisoned that girl all night long."
Billy-"what the madison are you telling me this for? your madison gross!"

by Jeffy the awesome October 23, 2008

Madison

A person who walks into a zumba class and makes strange comments. She has a freakishly large nose and rarely looks in the mirror because she is afraid of what she would see. She is daring and rude, she has severe attitude problems but enjoys eating and listening to disney tunes. She has an abnormal obssession with kaaki pants and her skirts look amish.

That Madison is freaking wierd.

Get away from that Madison.
Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!

"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."

by PicklePieCake August 20, 2012