mental whiplash

The feeling one gets after a painful sudden realization that something they once thought is not true.

"I had total mental whiplash when I found out it was Monday. I had thought it was Friday all day!"

"I thought I saw Susie at the mall so I gave her a hug, but she turned around and it turned out that it was just some random dude. Absolute mental whiplash."

by CrescentSunGoddess March 5, 2009

mental neutral

unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.

unable to get the mind 'in gear'

i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.

had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

mentally scarred

Look up shocker

He was mentally scarred when he looked up shocker

by Con90 April 29, 2014

Mental Tidy

A person who needs psychological help or treatment for their mental illness.

See Hillary over there? Her brother ass raped her for two years. She is going to need a mental tidy before I would date her.

Even if Mark David Chapman gets a mental tidy they need to keep his ass locked up.

by MNMNMN January 10, 2006

Mentally obese

Eating lots and always wanting food but not looking physically fat.

"Wow hes eaten 6 donuts and still eating more, hes mentally obese man.

by J.56 September 12, 2009

mentality

Definition: A particular attitude or way of thinking, especially one that you think is wrong or stupid.

a get-rich-quick mentality.

I can't understand the mentality of people who hurt animals.

by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

asshole mentality

thinking like an asshole or just being plain ruthless

bobby: oscar can i have a dollar

oscar: hell no

bobby: you gotta job

oscar: but i dont get paid till friday

oscar: so what

bobby: please

oscar: do i look like a bank to you

bobby: no

oscar: ok then

bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear

by Phoenix Fly May 17, 2010