mcdonald island

that one icy wasteland that mcdonalds owns or something

Hey, have you ever been to mcdonald island

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023

Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

Ronald Mcdonald

A clown who molests children

Ronald McDonald fucked all the little children in the play place

by Pedrolovespussy February 19, 2023

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Mary McDonald

The hottest most sexiest person to ever exist.

Mary McDonald is the love of my life

by Marymcdonaldsbitch October 14, 2023

McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023

McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.

One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”

by anonymous November 16, 2023