lemon

A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.

Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.

by Gazuga April 3, 2004

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

Lemonade Stand

The art of having a female sucks one's cock while she is urinating.

Man, your girlfriend gave me one hell of a lemonade stand last week. She received her payment in her mouth.

by RoIePIay August 31, 2011

pink lemon

A phrase used to end a text message conversation at any time. Attempting to continue the conversation after "pink lemon" has been stated is uncouth.

Texter A: "all right, we'll skype at 8!"
Texter B: "okay, see you then! pink lemon."

Texter A: "wtf I can't believe Sherri got them to do a threesome with her!"
Texter B: "I know she is such a slut!"
Texter A: "wait, so did the guys do anything with each other?"
Texter B: "pink lemon."

by limesafari April 23, 2011

a lemon

How people in the American south say eleven.

Look at the time... it’s a lemon o’ clock.

by Guy Steve April 29, 2021

Lemon kundi peppers

A common type of pepper in india that many indians eat.

Person 1:Have you tasted those new lemon kundi peppers?
Person 2:Yeah! They're great!
Person 1:DAng, i needa try some
Person 2:Yea. India Bazaar has lots of coupon for them

by applesgalore November 13, 2010

lemon

a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up you fat fucking lemon

by lewis boi March 25, 2019