A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. The biggest hoe in the world! She is not pretty, even though she thinks she is😂 but she’s really fucking ugly. She’s the type of person that leads people on and no one really likes her when she thinks someone does! Ugliest person alive! Biggest whore ever!
God I hate that Haylee!
She’s such a fucking hoe!
Don’t date her she will give you diseases!!! Ewwww
Haylee is the biggest hoe!
God that girl is like a Haylee Lane
She’s such a fucking hoe!
Don’t date her she will give you diseases!!! Ewwww
Haylee is the biggest hoe!
God that girl is like a Haylee Lane
by Daddy’s Babygirl February 27, 2019
Get the Haylee Lanemug. when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress
by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier May 29, 2018
Get the Lane Bratmug. park lane is a sick place in london where the mandem chill. lots of shootings and stabbings happen there and they’re all at ofb because they mash 0 works. free tugga and free trillz
by park lane boss July 3, 2021
Get the Park Lanemug. The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”
- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.
by Dogburster November 20, 2023
Get the lane shamingmug. A Very annoying boy that has every bit of self confidence and tends to embarrass himself and thinks he knows all that. He has brown eyes is short and fat has a big head and is very ugly and no girl wants to date him.
by FuckBoi420,69 April 20, 2018
Get the Lane Lytlemug. by LaneHutsonisthebestplayerofall June 6, 2025
Get the Lane Hutsonmug.