All bets lost

A person who has horrible luck more often than not.

Clearly what we've got here is a textbook case of all bets lost.

by Hallucinojenn May 5, 2019

Paradise Lost

Paradise Lost is when you convince a homeless person you will give her a large amount of money or a place to live if she will let you do the Plastic Taco to her. Once she's wrapped up and can't move you just leave her there and walk away

Those bums fall for anything. I had her convinced id let her stay at my apartment if we did the Plastic Taco. But as soon as she was wrapped up I pulled a Paradise Lost and walked away

by jamesondrinker1 September 8, 2010

Trump Lost

A term the minimum wage earning, sun evading left wing carnival freaks use as a coping mechanism.

Green haired liberal beta male in 2016: Trump Lost. He colluded with muh Russia to rig the election.

Also green haired liberal beta male in 2018: Stacy Klump only lost the Georgia gubernatorial election cuz Republicans stole the election by manipulating the voters rolls.

Also green haired liberal beta male in 2020: Trump lost. Elections can't be rigged or stolen. Threat against muh democracy. 80+ million literally voted for the man who thinks he served in the senate for 180 years! Deal with it. Now excuse me while I go use the women's restroom...

by NguyenLe007 April 18, 2022

The Lost Boys

They do the dumbest shit, they fight there own friends and break their jaw, the drink water (Busch light), bet you won't like them on facebook!

Who invited the lost boys???

by Fuckoff42 October 19, 2017

i lost my phone

When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.

I Lost my phone, was returned today.

by qu33n617 May 5, 2020

The story of how I lost my V-card

I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14

The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life

by 🤩starboy April 22, 2019

i lost..

when you thought you were gonna win but you ended up looking like a clown, you HAVE to say this

me: YEO I cracked him, HE'S 1 SHOT, I'M GOING IN
*dies 3 seconds later*

me: i lost..

by darksnowy October 9, 2020