rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.

The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.

by British Gash September 6, 2015

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

brown knicker flick

A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants

Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie

by Cosmic Keith April 23, 2016

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid July 16, 2016