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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
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Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda
-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.
by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021
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Juan

Juan is a cutie
Wow juan is so cute
by Juan’s husband November 23, 2021
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Juan

Juan is loving and caring. He will do whatever he can to make you happy and will even give his life for the women he loves. So if you're still not sure who is the ONE, don't look elsewhere and find yourself a JUAN.
Juan makes me feel complete he makes me feel alive and I love JUAN because he is the ONE.
by Juan Demetrio November 23, 2021
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Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!
Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.
by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021
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Juan Pablo

A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches
Dude Juan Pablo has a fatass fucking cock
by Pussyyur November 23, 2021
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Juan Sins

by Yakubain Ape 2 May 21, 2023
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