joe jonas

the sexiest beast ever

person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv
person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever

by lovealex710 June 27, 2008

Jonathan

Some loser who's bad at fortnite

That guy is such a Jonathan

by Look I realy dontr aweiopdnwio January 17, 2019

Jonah

Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok

I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more

by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019

the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011

jonas bro

A So called rockband created by dysney to brainwash little girls. there fans are mainly girls age 4 to 11. Probaly the worst thing to come into american soil.

How are the jonas bros considered a rock band?

by red,red,krovy August 15, 2009

Bonus Jonas

Also known as Frankie Jonas, the youngest brother of Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas of the band "The Jonas Brothers". Although Frankie is not in the band, he is still as awesome as his brothers who are.

"Frankie Jonas is the Bonus Jonas of the Jonas Brothers!"

by holllyj August 16, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A terrible boy band who almost every girl in the world is obsessed with.

Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.

Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.

Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.

The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.

JB fangirl: Hey! Have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert??? THEY WERE AWESOME!

Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!

JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!

Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-

by Jenica Arcos October 17, 2009