by kms.01 June 4, 2018
Get the Philip Johnsonmug. Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
by ThoseHorribleSchoolChromebooks May 9, 2023
Get the Johnson juicemug. 
Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
by ilovermontmd June 30, 2011
Get the Johnson, VTmug. by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022
Get the emma johnsonmug. When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick
I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night
by El Muchador April 25, 2010
Get the Floppy Johnsonmug. Grant is usually a Blond male who enjoys spending his time playing football and using doctor squash. He is very hot and irresistible. A true ladies man that does not like playing baseball
by Godisagreatman April 27, 2021
Get the Grant Johnsonmug.