Jacksonville Florida

From killer smog caused by factory pollutants to the gangs on moncrief road, Jacksonville is the place for your family and kids to come, downtown Jacksonville looks like a cut city off the walking dead with homeless people mindlessly roaming the streets and every corner, food hospitality is great just make sure you bring your bulletproof vest down to the local McDonalds and the low life scum of down town is phenomenal, as we get closer to the edges of Jacksonville you have Jacksonville beach, Red Tide, that dead fish smell and your local prostitute can all be found here don’t stay under the unfinished boardwalk for too long you might be ambushed by gangs and homeless people. North side is Rednecks and EastSide is the suburbs and WestSide is Gangs and Southside is upper class, don’t even get me started on the Terrible roads and unfinished construction that have been here for the past 30 years. The roads are all torn up and cracks and pot holes, and while your here get robbed and murdered at the half closed Regency mall, and the only solace is the St.Johns Towncenter and The Avenues Mall.

Person 1: Wyd today in Jacksonville Florida?

Person 2: Going to the Towncenter or Avenues Mall you?

Person 1: Yes me too that’s the only thing to do!

by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019

jacks

A quantity of marijuana worth £5 i.e halh a tens, a quarter of an eighth.

I've only got enough to pick up a jacks.

by high as a kite April 20, 2004

Jackson Five

A term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of Andrew Jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. Thus, The Jackson Five. Similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a Benjamin.

Bouncer: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
Man: But I have some friends who can vouch for me. The Jackson Five, perhaps you've heard of them? (Hands the man 5 twenties)

by Lord Addius May 18, 2007

jackson pollock

this is derived from an artistic style which was used by pollock. While your significant other is sleeping you jizz sporadically all over their face and upper extremities. thus creating a form of art similar to that of jackson pollock

i jackson pollocked all over my exs face

by kevo December 20, 2004

Jackson Liberty High School

The "sister" school of Jackson Memorial in Jackson,NJ. This school is filled with new freshmen who think their hot shit, and the other classes who think their the shit. This is the school where everyone sucks at sports, except for the girls field hockey. All the boys varsity teams are horrible, and is a disgrace to jackson. All the teachers are oldheads, and everyone is best friends with the substitutes. The pep rallys for this school are horrible and everyone would rather be by lwood(lakewood) smoking weed. Half the school smoke weed and the other half are virgins till their grave. This is the school where it looks and smells like a prison. The technology is cool, but still a prison. The lunchrooms are known is where people talk shit about someone, and when one of the lunch ladies is a whore. Normally people find out who was talking shit and have a little argument in the hallway, which everyone stops and have to see, then go home and talks about it on Myspace. Basically the worst school in New Jersey, and Jackson Memorial is so much better

jackson liberty high school

by rzrderk July 24, 2009

samuel l jackson

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park

White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

by that british guy February 4, 2006

Jackson Five

In poker (namely Hold 'em poker), when your hole cards are a Jack and a 5, especially when the cards are clubs and/or spades.

Johnny's got Jackson Five, and folds quickly.

by withheld234323 January 3, 2006