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Jessica

A girl with a god amount of power on here simp country mostly during middle school

Mostly spoiled if you see this girl during middle school show her the middle finger as if you like her remember she toxic for Alf people bad influence on you so if she fights than battle her you wouldn’t feel regret but don’t hit her or you may be punished be smart not knuckle head
Simp Look a Jessica I like her

Smart person all she deserves in middle school is a dumbstruck as a friend and a middle finger

Simp 10 day after

Simp such a toxic time to do middle finger and f word Jessica Robbie or more like jassica trashy noob
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
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the jessica effect

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.
Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?
by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016
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jessica leclair

the most wondeful person ive ever met
by wordscore January 19, 2009
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Jessie's Girl

A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.

(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
by inkfan July 6, 2009
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jessica alba

Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49
(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"
by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006
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Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore
by kritters January 6, 2008
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Jessica

Damn, shes being such a jessica
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