Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.
by meh names jeff November 10, 2019
Get the Alex Jacobmug. karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.
karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.
he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!
believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.
karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.
he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!
believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.
by here4karljacobs November 25, 2021
Get the karl jacobsmug. this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.
here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:
all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.
here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:
all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
by coolmathman32 January 25, 2023
Get the jacob rotschildmug. by K-M-C May 18, 2007
Get the anal jacobmug. by suckmydickbitch@gmail.com October 11, 2021
Get the Karl Jacobsmug. More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. Karl is the HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is obsessed with DREAM, and falls out of his chair all the time.
by Wigbee December 8, 2020
Get the Karl Jacobsmug.