condom guy

The condom guy is just one big meme now.
by Lyzone December 27, 2018
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Jolimont Guy

Jolimont Guy is the loving name given to the friendly soul who brightens every weary face, whom treks through Jolimont Station’s embrace.
“Have you seen Jolimont guy today?”

“Yeah I did, it was a blessing!”
by BucketH July 31, 2023
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Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.
Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.
by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017
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hot guy

ME. its ME.

YOU TOO
ALL OF YOU
EVEN THE NON-GUYS EVERYONE
look at that hot guy over there he must be from earth

hey look at that hot alien he must be from mars or whatever
by marvvy warvvy June 17, 2022
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Guy ADD

The lack of being able to stay with one guy for more than 4 days at the maximum, often shorter. A person with Guy ADD will often be called a slut because they are constantly moving from one guy to another.
The girl's longest relationship was 4 days, a sure sign she had guy ADD
by NOTASLUT,justguyadd October 05, 2009
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Theater Guy

Aka a homosexual, someone who sings lyrics about being gay
Hey, did you see that theater guy? He seems kinda gay.
by Muhammad is a false prophet November 17, 2019
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SWI-GUYED

Uncanny ability to consistently be the biggest dick you ever met. Just programmed to drop a buddy or two, coupled with a backhanded compliment, wrapped up with a condescending grin.
Oh man, I got totally SWI-GUYED yesterday at the golf outing.

That dude is a total SWI-GUY.
by Dizzzzzzle July 29, 2021
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