This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched
by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 15, 2022
Get the chairmug. A furniture for the purpose to be sat on, it is usually paired with tables. You will find chairs almost everywhere
by dogandcateatyou April 10, 2022
Get the Chairmug. Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet
by Yamslver June 9, 2021
Get the Nobodyisimportantsis/ Bird/chairmug. by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024
Get the Chairmug. It's complicated
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025
Get the Chair Shavingsmug. 