Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Cheeky Water

Scots phrase for any form of booze.

"Man i had 'nuff Cheeky Water last night"

by Baron von Greenback February 10, 2009

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013

Pooty Water

(n.) The water in the base of a hookah. Commonly used to refer to the substance being inhaled through the water. Colloquialism used in Oak Park, IL.

"Dude splash me some of that pooty water."

by Sleeping Pooty February 20, 2014

water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Liffey water

Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland

When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water

by Jumpingbean March 30, 2015

haul water

To perform menial or trivial services for one's superiors, with the implication that the agent is capable of doing nothing more significant.

Alderman "X" does not seem concerned with his constituents; what he does best is haul water for the administration.

by al-in-chgo July 23, 2016