Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?

Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.

by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019

Fantano Band

A band (usually somewhat obscure) that has been popularized by Youtube's music critic, Anthony Fantano.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Protomartyr album?
Person 2: Protomartyr? Never heard of em. Wait, is that another one of those Fantano Bands?
Person 1: Yeah, they're awesome.

by OlyGrunge December 12, 2018

Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 25, 2018

Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.

Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.

by OsamaBinRocken December 21, 2010

Band girl

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.

See her? She's obviously a band girl.

by Boo1124 February 13, 2021

Band Killer

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

by MusicRoach October 01, 2014

band cult

people who are in the highest band in their school

Bro, were in the band cult.

by mr.denden February 26, 2021