Elastic Band

something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam

man this revision sucks ass, is there any elastic bands I can play with

by DamnBoiThatsCrazy May 23, 2022

Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 24, 2018

Band girl

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.

See her? She's obviously a band girl.

by Boo1124 February 12, 2021

Rock band

A musical ensemble usually consisting of about 4-5 members (Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Strokes, respectively). There are existing bands that contain 2 members (The Black Keys) , 3 members (Nirvana), or even 6 members (Linkin Park). Usually a band consists of:

Lead Singer: the diva and the one who believes everything should go their way; nevertheless they are great singers, most of the time (ex. Julian Casablancas of The Strokes)

Guitarist (one or more): second in line diva and the one responsible for incredible solos (ex. Jimi Hendrix)

Bassist: laid back and underrated musicians, can deliver amazing bass lines (ex. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Drummer: underrated as well but usually a dumbass, hard hitters (ex. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin)

Another member of a rock band is a keyboardist

"I love rock music so much! What's your favourite rock band?" "My favourite rock band definantly has to be AC/DC. They can sure rock the house down!:

by username already taken October 20, 2015

Band Hall

A building where the band practices, much like a band room except it’s an actual building. A place where band geeks hang out, play their instruments, scream, laugh at people, change clothes, and usually walk around barefoot. Band geeks will usually sit here and hang out with other band geeks until the band director yells at them to leave.

Abbi: hey are you going to stay and hang out at the band hall after practice today?
Christian: of course.

by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019

Band Kid

A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.

They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.

Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!

by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023

Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019