Hobo

Hobo as a nickname could be bad or good. Saying it in a good way is like joking around with your best friend. Saying it in a bad way could be like “you fu**ing hobo.

Bad- You fucking hobo🙄
Good-omg you hobo why’d you text him that 😂

by MoMo❤️ February 12, 2018

hobo

Homeless nomadic workers, who often stowaway on moving trains for mass-transport. Hobo culture has seen a decrease after World War 2, but the counter-culture youth have brought in new generations. Christopher McCandless is a very famous example.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.

"Hobo life got harder, when the trains got faster and security got tighter."

by Diarrhea Bubble Bath January 20, 2017

clo clo the hobo

Clo clo the hobo is the one friend who sits on a street corner asking random people if she could ride their pet narwhal for free while her friends are hiding and laughing. Clo clo is short for chloe. A chloe is a person who is part of the narwhal club. Her friends are usually named Andrea, Hailey And Olivia. Chloe is blonde and funny while being sarcastic and dependable.

Random person: did you see that person on the street corner
Her friend: oh it's just clo clo the hobo
Random person: ohhhh

by Narwhal lover January 23, 2017

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.

OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!

by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013