Canada's History

A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup

Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?

by Arachina February 4, 2010

Canada's History

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.

Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)

by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Possibly too profane for the internet

While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup

by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010

Canada's History

To perform fellatio to a bag of dicks.

The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.

by abraxas22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010