A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
Get the balloon goonmug. A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
by lukabaum November 2, 2023
Get the Dabloon Goonsmug. Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.
Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025
Get the The Ghost of the Goonmug. The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
Get the Bosnian Flicker Goonmug. by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
Get the Goonsmug. It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
Get the Portsmouth Flicker Gooningmug. A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
Get the Goon beanmug.