Cum fiend

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl

Man, that girl is a cum fiend.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

friend high

The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes.

Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

1. "Let's hotbox this room with our friendship!"
2. "Watch the dosage on THAT friendship, Carlos..."
3. "Lets get friend high tonight"

by Pail/Concussed/Crevice January 9, 2009

friend by association

A person who is your friend, but only because he is one of your friend's friends. It doesn't really matter how much you like him, or how often you converse, he is still your friend by association. But he can only be a friend by association if you have met him, (and not just heard about him) and talked to him.

Erik is Chris's friend. Josh is Erik's friend. Erik introduced him to Chris. Chris greeted him. Josh is now Chris's friend by association, and vice versa.

by Christophart August 23, 2010

friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

Perfect-Friendship

That friend that you can tell ANYTHING to and not have to worry about being judged, or having their opinion of you change. That friend that is always there for you, even after you just had a fight with them. That friend that always understands you, even your most twisted views on things because they take the time to see it from your point of view.

Me and my best friend had the biggest fight today and we got so upset at eachother, but she was still there for me when I found out my Grandma passed away, we totally have the perfect-friendship.

by 'Topher February 20, 2012

Schrödinger's friendship

When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.

John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008