insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.

Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.

by YAWA September 9, 2023

A Real Jody

A person, or group of persons who is very negative.

Your being a Real Jody right now.

by Travisty1986 May 23, 2021

Real nigg

A real nigg is a real nigg

Real nigg

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

Real Spiderman

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof

I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record

by Kinloch Beta House August 20, 2013

Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023