bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

Bean Chub

Its a clit boner!

That guys hot, he's giving me a serious bean chub!

by PingDing!! June 20, 2011

Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

tough beans!

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”

Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”

by JMC70 July 13, 2020

Nigga Beans

Beans made outta niggas

did u eat my nigga beans!

by NiggaBeansMan123 July 25, 2020

Bean Queen

The female version of a Soy Boy. Generally has lesbian leanings and is a vegan. No assertiveness and can usually be found apologising and cowering in the corner.

I need someone to look after my dog on New Years Eve. I’ll ask Jenny, she won’t say no she’s a scared little bean queen.

by davebogroll October 14, 2020

bean rubbing

Bean rubbing is a girl rubbing her bean(clit) to stimulate herself

I was bean rubbing when I saw my neighbour dave

by Brandon driver July 14, 2022