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shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018
mugGet the shwag flumug.

turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.
Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!
by sebb. November 29, 2017
mugGet the turd flumug.

Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
mugGet the Moosehead Flumug.

brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
mugGet the brown jug flumug.

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school
mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine
by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019
mugGet the Flumug.

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
mugGet the Flu Screwmug.

princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.
by Knot u December 13, 2018
mugGet the princess flumug.

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