shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

Swag Flu

a contageous virus that spreads game, confidence, and swagger among a population of individuals..

possible side effects: haters.

Yo' boy is sick w/ that swag flu.

by Patrick_41 May 21, 2009

Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.

I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.

by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009

Swag Flu

Getting money and bitches in da club. Spreading your swag. Getting blown(More than one way). It can be very contagious so wear a face mask.

YO Mane Benni gots so much swag flu all the chicks just hop on his dick.

by Hoodtrap123 July 5, 2010

Swag Flu

the part of a hangover during which you are still drunk

"I'm good now, but when this swag flu wears off..."

by 2rocaround July 25, 2014