Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

Fleming Funds

Originating from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, this currency is commonly used in Mrs. Fleming's biology class.

Aidan: I have so many Fleming Funds, I wipe my ass with them.

Joseph: I shit myself, I have nothing to wipe with.

by JosephPoopsHisPants69 August 25, 2022

fleuren

a word that describes a strong bond between two people, the word represents peace in a relationship and unconditional love,

person A: yo do we have fleuren??!!
person B: hell yeah!! fleuren for life!

by cyburz March 18, 2023

Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

Fleam

1) a Feldeam
2) a phlebetome (bleeding knife); phleam
3) The residual body heat left after someone or something has been sitting or sleeping for a while (by Happy Possum June 4th, 2009)

I used a fleam to help my fleam Alfred.

by Master of beargreen August 11, 2023

Fledit

Fledit is a word to describe someone in a cute manner. It does not necessarily have a meaning but can remind one of a flappy piece of skin. It may also remind one of shrek! an ogrely matter.

Guy: Hello my little fledit!

Guy: Awww

by ShrekMLNMLN September 21, 2023

ex-flex

A former lover who then became a friend, but who is presently neither.

I don't want to go to the party if my ex-flex is going to be there.

by Kaichester August 29, 2009