facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip

"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."

by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011

Facebook

Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at

Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?

by WhOaReYoU1112 September 5, 2011

Facebook Shiva

Changing your Facebook profile picture to that of a loved one who recently died.

I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.

by SFA2ai September 28, 2011

Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

Facebook

A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!

also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology

A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!

Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!

Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks

by ChrisKitz24 December 30, 2011

Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .

Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !

by lucylionb February 7, 2012

Facebook Backup

People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.

(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)

Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.

Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!

Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!

Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.

Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....

by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012