face rape

When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.

Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.

by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008

face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

Face Wave

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

by JACK January 22, 2005

face lag

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people

fuck u have a bad case of face lag

by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007

face-pervert

Someone who looks through their Facebook friends and their friends' friends pictures at hot girls/guys just to stare at them.

1: Look at this girl, she's so hot.
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!

by DPX January 5, 2009

Face like a roofer's knee

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a roofer's knee!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Face Warmer

When a girl wraps her legs around a man's face and she hasn't shaved for a couple of weeks that's what's known as a 'face warmer'

Come on love, Its freezing, how about a wee face warmer.

by San Khandr December 23, 2009