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Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS)

The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!
Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself
by AngryCougar September 8, 2013
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l and f

Literally and figuratively. When something you say can conveniently have this type of double meaning - proper replacement for saying literally all the damn time.
Girl, I bought that cheap lotion on sale and I payed for it, l and f. Ugh, my skin is all itchy and greasy right now.

Other girl: What you pay is what you get, l and f.
by Ciceroma September 20, 2013
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E.A.F.D.C

by Communist0 April 11, 2015
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Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.
"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."
by ProBeb September 17, 2017
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Collaborative F.U.

When two or more people work together in order to screw a third party over.
For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.
Bernie Sanders wanted to be president but the Democratic Party engaged in a collaborative f.u. to deny him the opportunity.
by MrKerr December 15, 2017
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K.O.F.E.

by Eddy Vance BassPlayer November 19, 2019
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LUMP F.C.

The ultimate football team that is feared my others for pure skill , power ,and shooting ability.
Oh shit it’s LUMP F.C. we better run now 😨😨
by SAFFRONS_ARMY June 18, 2020
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