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Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS)

The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!
Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself
by AngryCougar September 8, 2013
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Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.
"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."
by ProBeb September 17, 2017
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Collaborative F.U.

When two or more people work together in order to screw a third party over.
For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.
Bernie Sanders wanted to be president but the Democratic Party engaged in a collaborative f.u. to deny him the opportunity.
by MrKerr December 15, 2017
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LUMP F.C.

The ultimate football team that is feared my others for pure skill , power ,and shooting ability.
Oh shit it’s LUMP F.C. we better run now 😨😨
by SAFFRONS_ARMY June 18, 2020
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f***strated

upset and angry at the same time
Man, this history project makes me so f***strated
by Samano May 29, 2008
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F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.
"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"
by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009
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F pack

A person, male or female, who is very horny and muscular. Usually a runner, or extreme athlete. Someone who is in love with their abs.
"Dude, did you see that chick run by? She must be a total F Pack!"
"My friend is so annoying. He's such an F Pack."
by eYeLoVeSyOu March 11, 2010
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