morgan edwards

The coolest person in the world! Very ambitious! Owner of Monday Mental Club and the host of “The Mo Show”!

Bro he is the goat!
Yeah Morgan Edwards is pretty cool!

by iamananymous January 12, 2021

Edward Proctor

Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange

Ooh can u ignore that 'Edward Proctor's' habits and pick him up

by slvttyslag September 07, 2022

Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.

See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards

by Kidsforlife March 05, 2020

Joel Edwards

The king of the valleys

Yeah I’m joel edwards mate

by Cunt Destroyer123 November 27, 2021

Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)

You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere

by Gorillafist October 23, 2020

es (edwards syndrome)

es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.

it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years

me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH

oh i reckon he has ES

by khushianddilarax March 28, 2019

Edward Allen

Hi im Edward I like Fortnite and plays with bros and if u ever meet u will be happy very happy

Edward Allen is being defined as a small kid with Cuntness skills

by Jared anothy Higgins October 12, 2022