Coltyn Edward Wright

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

by 111817 July 6, 2018

Edward and Chelsea

Edward and Chelsea are the greatest couples alive. They're both into deep conversations. Both are very loyal to each other. Both of them are very attractive and are very jealous and overprotective. Both are very funny and usually tell jokes to each other. Edward could usually get boners just by thinking of Chelsea. And Chelsea could get wet by doing the same thing. Both Edward and Chelsea talk about real stuff as in lasting long in their relationship, getting married, and having children. Edward and Chelsea are the best couples yet.

*Edward and Chelsea walk past a group of girls while holding hands*

First girl: They're still together?
Second girl: Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
First girl: They're sooo luckyyy.
Third girl: Yeahh:(

by CheGhost5244 July 9, 2018

Edward Morgan

He is a svege guy that keeps up with the latest memes... DAMM BOI HE THICC. He is called the wise on by his friends and he will kill all furrys...

Mattress: That edward guys hair is not as good as mine...
Tornelli: Edward is a Meme lord.
Logan: Edward is... well... very strange...
Edward Morgan: DAMM BOI HE TH... oh Hi i am the edward sent by edward life and i will terminate all FURRYS.

by Edward morgan January 23, 2019

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward

He has a big dick

Person 1: Hi my name is Edward.
Person 2: Oh, you must have a big dick!
Person 1: Hehe yeah...

by hoertjesxxxxx February 14, 2019

G. Edward

G. Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret meeting. He has a great sense of humor and is very smart in certain situations. He is a natural leader whose will power is at levels unbeknownst to man. No matter how many times you knock him down he’ll get back up. He wears a yellow straw hat & he makes a great boyfriend too.

My life would be so dry if I hadn’t met G. Edward.

I’ll follow G. Edward till the day I die!

by A trigga May 26, 2018