Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

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blake edwards

A teenager with a very large penis and makes every girl wet just by looking at them

Look it’s Blake Edwards
I heard he has a huge dick.omg he just looked at me and I knew wet now

by Bigdong19-9 January 11, 2018

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An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.

Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.

by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021

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Tyler Edwards

An epic gamer who owns a meme page known as @Rilla_MemeFare, he is really good at Apex Legends (Fuck Fortnite)
Nice guy, ginger/red head, Not gay, and Cousins with Noah Edwards

Tyler Edwards is a nice guy
My friend Tyler Edwards is really good at Apex

by A Epic gamer who Killed Thanos October 14, 2019

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