Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

I-dump

When you enjoy playing with your Iphone so much your legs fall asleep when you take a crap.

Hey, where's Bruce?

He is in the bathroom.

But I just got an email from him.

Yeah, he's taking an I-dump

by bnscf May 12, 2010

dump tide

when the change in the ocean tides carries trash and miscellaneous objects up onto the beach

A girl is walking on the beach and sees a bunch of trash. She says "Wow! It must've been a dump tide."

by DoodleBug95 June 5, 2010

Joggle Dump

When attempting to deffocate a "snag" occurs forcing you to jog or move in place, thus aiding the release of the feces.

Jogging, shaking and/or moving vigorously during deffocation thus producing a "Joggle Dump". Most likely developed by canines which also partake in walk-a-dumps etc.

by randotron March 8, 2011

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010