Dookie Arsehole

bad, the worst of the worst, it does not get any lower

I didnt have time to finish my assignment before submitting, my grade is going to be dookie arsehole

my hair is so greasy I look like dookie arsehole

by spottedsocks January 21, 2025

Dookie

Describes a person, most commonly a guy or dude. Typically used to replace the term ‘my man’

Hear dookie bruv

by CoB8NE January 31, 2025

Dookersmith

When you mold feces into a weapon and put it in the oven so it can harden. This gives you the supreme title of the "Dookersmith"

"Steady men, we dont have time to bring our own weapons, so we'll turn into dookersmiths for today"

by dookeyshnops February 2, 2025

Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.

"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."

by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,

Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.

by DA Big curly May 24, 2025

dookieplex

a pain inducing laxative

liz took dookieplex

by bj lips August 23, 2025