baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

West Direction

The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.

Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.

by Rob0_ March 30, 2015

Wrong Direction

What we call One Direction when they break up.

Man: Have you heard about Wrong Direction?
1D Fangirl: No.
Man: Shit, you're late girl. It's a band we used to call One Direction.

by Ziggurat_ May 17, 2015

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.

If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Walking Directional indicator

When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.

I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go

by Manuel59manuel July 23, 2017