Dark Soul'd

When your girl leaves you for someone bigger, nastier and better equipped than you.

My good friend Sam got Dark Soul'd and never recovered.

by lordosmo August 25, 2020

dark and fluffy

An African American female with a 70's era bush. Sometimes referred to as a snatchsquatch

Think I'll head down to the ghetto for some dark and fluffy

by jimmy deloach June 7, 2014

piano in the dark

To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.

I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark

by smiling assassin November 21, 2017

Dark Wolf

THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS THE COCK THE SIZE OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. HE HAS 99 HOES CHASING HIM AND HAS A CRAZY 57 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE

This is Dark Wolf

by Josue Cabrera February 3, 2021

dark sodas

Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.

Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.

Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?

by mischeviousMercenary August 11, 2012

dining in the dark

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.

Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!

by IvyRanch February 9, 2019

Dark Walter

A Wet Walter performed without the consent of the partner. It is highly frowned upon.

Bro 1: I gave my girl a Dark Walter last night.

Bro 2: You’re going to fucking jail, Kenneth.

by Hans Francisco May 23, 2022