purple cush

somm goood shiit

Im about to get blitted off some purple cush.

by NYZiLLiCTPUNJABi March 21, 2009

Custard

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

by PositveMr June 14, 2009

Pin Cushioned

An orgy with a 5:1 Guy:Girl ratio. Can be done with skinny girls, but much easier with fat girls.

Martha liked having a boyfriend, but thought "hey, where's the fun in only one boyfriend?". So to compensate she got four more. One thing, one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing led to another and she was pin cushioned by the end of the night.

by Ebanks February 20, 2009

US Customary Units

An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.

"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"

by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

custom content

Player-made content for games, for example The Sims. Can be made with content creator programs by the developer, or player-made programs.

Lots of custom content can be downloaded to many games to make playing greater.

by Simmerann September 8, 2008

Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.

"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007