chuntacular

An adjective used to describe something particularly rude, annoying, or bothersome. Chuntacular behavior may place one on the chunt list.

Man, that guy's behavior was nothing short of chuntacular.

by "Heavy" Flo March 13, 2004

Cantana

Slang word for Sex, or the ability to perform numerous sexual positions during one intercourse session.

I can cantana like no other!

I would cantana her all night!

by workfreak1989 December 28, 2009

cuntasauras

A term used to describe a woman

My cuntasauras ex-wife keeps calling me raising hell,calling my boss running her mouth about me, and harassing my girlfriend

by Drunken Indian April 15, 2009

Cuntapulous

Derogatory term for a woman. Usually a female, a SUPER cunt! Master of all Cunts taking the word Cunt to the an entirely different level!

I met a cuntapulous female last weekend! YOUR FUCKING CUNTAPULOUS!

by Hotti Assy December 26, 2011

contabrum

The accent of a gay person.

Peter: Lyke O My God! I am lyke soooOOOo bOred WaNNa go ShopPing
Jill: Peter shut up. Your contabrums showing.

by A-Jizzle June 18, 2007

Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.

Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.

by Anteaterking October 18, 2008

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009