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crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.
by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016
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Crappetizer

I most enjoy my morning poo with a hot cup of Joe and crappetizers.
by Mkol August 8, 2017
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Crappy Palmer

A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.
That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.
by Cubical Buddies November 3, 2017
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Crappy Pizza

Crappy pizza is a pizza that tastes like shit.
by Kitkattime22 November 21, 2018
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Crappy Place

A small town in East Tennessee called, “Morristown, TN”.
Dude the internet sucks! There are no BurgerKings out here! Everyone is redneck or hillbilly! What a crappy place! Welcome to Morristown, TN!
by CamrenReinherat May 29, 2019
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Crappy Patty

The crabby patty hamburger from Spongebob but instead of meat it’s made with shit :)
Bro, r u gonna eat that dang Crappy Patty, look noice :>
by MrJoelo_ December 12, 2019
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crappunzel

A noun. The person who takes a shit, but has such long hair that the tips of the hair gets into the crap filled toilet bowl.

Adjective..... basically just describing someone as a long haired crapper is enough said. right?
"Man, who the f*ck is in the sh*tter, a crappunzel?"
"Hey freak! Get your long ass hair out of my face. It smells like shit. Did you crap and not hold your hair up? OMG everyone RUN..... ITS CRAPPUNZEL!"

"Darren, is that you? Oh my bad. lol That is just a turd on the end of your hair. I thought you were my ex boy foe, not a crappunzel."
"Lucky-UTV puts only the best shows out there. Ever seen, 'Crappunzel'? Of course not. That's your moms favorite show. Lucky-UTV makes fun of shows like ones your mom watches."
by lucky bailey rocks April 13, 2021
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