by Derpyp September 19, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug June 13, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.by riflema May 23, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couch mug.When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021
Get the Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch mug.A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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