by dominic-glatt January 18, 2021
Get the chicken coochiemug. A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
Get the coochie crayonmug. a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
Get the Coochie Goblinmug. 
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
Get the el coochie virusmug. A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
by Hardcoreleftleaningliberal July 4, 2022
Get the Coochie connoisseurmug.