Another word for penis
by DragonKingAn March 23, 2019
Get the Gun Controlmug. Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
Get the Self controlmug. A financial or corporate controller who is so anal about every fine detail of accounting whether for their publicly traded company or their own grocery shopping list.
That guy is surely a controller's controller... He told the board about an accounting error made back in 2015 during the 2020 board meeting. He also is known to triple check his grocery receipt and cannot go one mile over 3,000 without an oil change. That guy is a controller's controller!
by PaymeNOW January 16, 2021
Get the controller's controllermug. Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
Get the GROUND CONTROL TRAPmug. The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
Get the Animal controlmug. by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Get the Xiphoid Control Your Genitalsmug.