cold meat party

a funeral

I'm sorry that I can't meet you for lunch. My uncle died, and I've got a cold meat party to go to.

by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012

cold as a cunt

When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.

"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"

by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014

cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014

Cold

Feeling numb on the inside. A feeling in your chest that no matter how many blankets and jackets you put on you can never get warm because your chest feels like ice. All accompanying an emptiness in your heart.

Me: I’m cold.

Cam: Why? And aren’t you always cold?
Me: Yes but this time It’s not on the outside. It’s on the inside.

Can: Oh baby girl come here let’s cuddle for a little while maybe that will help you
Me:okay

by Cold girl with a broken heart July 3, 2018

cold desperado

A person who do things to hurt someone,while they know that your are aware of everything going on.

Hey dawg! I got the chick but i think she is cold desperado man

by Inja_mlonelydrizzy November 16, 2018

Cold moment

A moment that is Intensely cool

“ Did you see when Trevor came out of nowhere during that one cutscene in GTA 5?” “Dude, that shit was a cold moment”

by ZABOOSH January 10, 2022

Kansas cold pocket

The art of a man having anal sex with a girl while she is masterbatting.

She moaned good while I shoved my dick in her ass while she was shoving a a dildo in her twat. She sure loves her Kansas cold pockets!

by Ghetto turkey June 18, 2016