stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.

She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.

by Tied4last January 3, 2020

Chiara Colona

Chiara colona is the best assistant and employee at the Coca Cola headquarters.

She excels at finding solutions for every problem the company could have.

Furthermore she works really well with the ceo of Coca Cola at competing against the mighty Pepsi.

CEO: We have a big problem

Employees: ask Chiara Colona she will have the solution

by Mah man Mufat May 30, 2020

Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020

Da Coconut

The Greater Coconut from the Coconut Song by Jeff Lau

a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........

by Whisky that kills you March 9, 2021

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022