Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.

"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"

by FunnyGuy15 June 2, 2014

kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.

Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland

by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce

That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past

by Djatl January 30, 2017

hot clave

When you get a bunch of boys together and bang some sticks on things.

Hey Jim, lets get the boys together and do a hot clave ;)

by Josh&Josh October 10, 2017

nathalie claveria

A beautiful woman; funny and sexy. An absolute DREAM come true. The sexiest piece of ass on the planet AND a sweetheart. A goddess. Shihh #getuonethatcandoboth

ON YOUR KNEES! It’s fucking NATHALIE CLAVERIA

by cunt_wimp323 September 16, 2019