man cheese

Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.

"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."

"He smells like man cheese"

by Beta Eta Nick December 29, 2007

Cheemsburbger

This is the name of a dog with infinite wisdom. He longs for cheeseburgers, from which his name comes from.

I come up to your ear and whisper Cheemsburbger.

by clefdictor August 19, 2019

Cheese Plane

A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.

A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?

by morsemann April 27, 2008

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

cheers poopers

where ya take two ass cracks and shit similtaniously!

ya wanna cheers poopers?

Course!

by Lasane February 28, 2010

Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.

Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!

by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010

Cheesability

How much cheese will stretch

Man, this mozzarella stick has so much cheesability.

by PastryPerson February 1, 2015