checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 25, 2014
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Check-Dig

Hey Check this out or dig this, I have something I need to say to you, or I want to talk to you for a minute to tell you something.
Check-dig, I want to use your car to go downtown.
by Emmababy March 19, 2010
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A 'Welfare Check'

When people of higher authority in certain small townships (normally more cases north of the mason Dixon line and worse large cities in common wealth states such as Pennsylvania or surrounding states such as New York)
Corrupted law enforcement (one bad apple of the group in any Police department) will stop by your house, if it's unlocked or seems unlocked, they will perform a 'welfare check' which is just a way to enter a home illegally, steal, plant evidence etc. Just a loop hole to invade somelone house based purely on unethical servants of the community.
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Brake Check

1. (v) When a pedestrian intentionally and abruptly stops in front of another pedestrian who is walking closely behind them (in order to illicit a reaction).

2. (v) When a driver intentionally and abruptly breaks in front of another driver who is following them (in order to illicit a reaction).

3. (n) The act of break checking someone (see definitions 1 and 2).
1. "Dude, why'd you break check me?"

2. "If this guy behind me doesn't stop tailgating, I'm gonna break check 'em."

3. "When you walk closely behind someone, make sure to watch out for a brake check."
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Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.
by Kompress0r September 08, 2020
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p check

p check; To remind someone to recognize their privilege when you catch them making insensitive comments
I p checked that white boy and he shut up real quick
by Turdinthewind March 14, 2020
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Naked Check

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.
Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.
by TheSaraBeth June 10, 2009
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