A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
by I'm Teh Rel Big Shaq Ting April 19, 2018
Get the chavmug. A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init
something they would say is :
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag
chazza: Ite my g
chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere
chazza: yeh she got bare bunda
by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021
Get the Chavmug. by Mairead Murray July 13, 2020
Get the Chavmug. A girl/boy who think they hard because they were too much fake tan and ride their bikes on the street the girls think there bare peng sticking their tongues and butts out cos they think they got big back the boys think their the shit cos they wear masks and ride their bikes Around The place like they in some fucking gang
They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them
Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up
They’ll get there olders on you if they don’t like ya cos they can’t fight for shit and need somebody else to do it for them
Them girls got them thick ass eyebrows and think they look cute when they really look like slags who need to pattern up
by Haydyn November 24, 2019
Get the Chavmug. The unnerving glare cast by the chav made me feel uneasy as I clearly did not don the appropriate attire necessary to fit in.
by Mitch_B March 24, 2023
Get the Chavmug. 
Katie price is the definition. So sorry Katie’s you gotta live and if anybody thinks it natural I hate to break it to you luv- it’s not
by yourgingercampfire October 21, 2020
Get the Chavmug.